Happy April Fool’s Day!! I’ve never been much for practical jokes and pranks but I do love a holiday… even if it’s not your typical traditional holiday. One thing that I’ve noticed with practical jokes on April Fool’s day is that they bring a lot of laughter to those involved and those watching from the outside. So although I’m not super creative in coming up with pranks, I do love me a good old fashioned joke. And the more “dad joke” quality they have… the funnier I tend to find them.
In honor of April Fool’s Day, I thought I would share a few of my favorite jokes from days of yore and some that have recently tickled my funny bone.
What did the pirate name his son? Arrrrchie.
Why do vampires love the south? Because of all the red necks.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
When I was a kid, my dog was so smart that one day he was sitting on a piece of sandpaper and when I asked him how it was, he said “ruff ruff”!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co… MOOOOOO!!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well… I’m not gonna spread it.
I didn’t get a haircut… I got them all cut!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? ‘Cause then it would be a foot.
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
What’s black and white and red all over? A skunk with diaper rash.
My son asked me to put his shoes on… but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
If the early bird gets the worm… I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.
What is yellow and smells like blue paint? Yellow paint.
What kind of photos do lobsters take the most? Shellfies.
I hope you enjoyed a little humor the April Fool’s Day to brighten your Monday! I’d love to hear your favorite joke at our next photo session... Get in touch to schedule a regular session or snag a spring mini session. And until I see you on the other side of the lens, keep the laughs flowing!
